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BLUNDELLS HILL 29TH JUNE 2025
What. A. Day.
This week the society descended upon Blundells Hill GC where the weather was tropical and humid, the type where your shirt becomes a second skin. The lads were like a pack of bandits ready to chase glory (as the scores may indicate) around a course that was in absolutely cracking condition. 21 swingers strutted to the first tee, many full of confidence for the round ahead.
We were treated to a heartwarming comeback from an old-timer, Shaun Johnston, making his grand return, presumably after a lengthy sabbatical practising his par 3 short game (judging by his two NTP wins). Meanwhile, Danny Parr had a golf epiphany on the back nine, discovering a new grip that practically guarantees the ball finds the middle of the fairway.
Today must go down in the society archives as statistically ridiculous. An average of 33 points across the board. What have you all been doing? Secret coaching lessons? YouTube binge watching? Either way, fair play, the standards have been raised.
At the very top, in scenes reminiscent of a peak Seve, Peter Batey absolutely dismantled the course with a monstrous 45 points. 22 on the front and 23 on the back. Is that a society record? We’ll need our esteemed long-standing members to confirm, but either way, outrageous scoring. Well done Peter. Incredibly, Bob Sneddon’s 41 points was only good enough for 2nd, while Jason Jones brought home the bronze with a very impressive 38 points.
Meanwhile, down at the bottom, for Gertie, our beloved goose, Paul Towers stunned the crowd after the revelation that 30 points was only good enough to secure him third from bottom, while Mike Herzog’s respectable 27 points just escaped the clutches of poultry babysitting duties. But fear not, for we potentially witnessed more history at the foot end of the table. Yours truly, the society's one-legged golfer for the day, returned to action after an 8-month layoff (I’ll get back to you when I think of more excuses) and delivered an earth-shattering, and soul-crushing 12 points. Could that be the society’s all-time lowest score? Fortunately, with Gertie not making the trip today, she can at least enjoy some peace away from my 2-year-old who terrorises everything, feathered or otherwise!
NTP’s were won by Steve Hudson, Shaun Johnson (x2), and Danny Parr. Also a Special Mention to the Captains Draw winner, Peter Batey, for Best Front Nine with 22 points.
As always, a massive thanks to Les and JR for keeping this show on the road and delivering a fantastic day. Next up, we march to Mossock Hall GC on July 27th. See you all there!
For the full album of Blundells Hill photos click here
Withington GC, 25th May 2025
On the final day of the Premiership, and in great kite flying weather, windy (but still sunny) Withington welcomed a mixed group of 18 footie supporting swingers, including ever optimistic Toffees, relieved Hammers and happy Magpies, as well as a few smug looking Norwegians clapping the telly, all ready to take on their lovely course.
Did I mention it was a bit blowy...even the tree protecting the first hole was on its side! Still, the course was in great nick, and enjoyed by most, shall we say!
Scoring was split by 18 points, which showed that some coped better than others with the gusty conditions, but at the end of a blustery day, in 3rd place was Jason Jones on 33 points, whilst in 2nd place with 34 points was eternally young Bacon Butty Bob Sneddon, but with a sensational score of 39 points (one more than Spurs!) and finding the conditions a breeze, was our Vice-Skipper, Mr. John Roche. Well done JR!!
Meanwhile, NTPs were won by Paul Towers, Gary Chappo, JR and Jeff Burgess, whilst 2s were scored by Gary Chappo and Magic Mike Towell with a chip in, and the Captain's Draw Prize for Best Back 9 score was won by JR with 20 points.
And finally, in an action replay of Prestatyn, and so 2 for 2 for the Season, our deuce Goose was Gale Force 10 Fitzy, thanks to his windswept tally of 21 points.
For the full album of Withington photos, including Jeff's Ventriloquist impression, according to a certain D. Parr! click here
Prestatyn GC, 27th April 2025
It was going to take more than the closure of the Welsh road to keep our keen mob of 21 eager floggers away from the first Event of 2025 at a warm, sunny and breezy Prestatyn, there will definitely be one or two bright red noses, necks and bonces tomorrow!
The course was in fabulous condition, especially the lovely Greens. Scoring was fair to middling for our first outing, with a fair few cards returned in the 30s. But in the final reckoning, in 3rd place was our newly installed Vice-Captain, Mr John Roche with all the 3s, Dirty Knees, whilst in 2nd place with 34 points was Mark McNally, but the Welsh conqueror, on a similar score of 34 points but with a superior back 9 countback score, with a sun/windburnt face to match his new red Skipper's shirt, was our sparkling new Captain, Mr. Les Hornby. Well done Les!!
As for the day's dosh, NTPs were won by Alex Stewart, John Chappo, Karl Taylor and Jeff Burgess, who also converted the day's only deuce, whilst the Captain's Draw Prize for the Random 6 holes was won by Al Dennis with 15 points, a score matched by John Chappo, however, as he failed to turn up for the bare knuckle fight in the car park to decide on a winner as he rushed away early to watch an insignificant game of togger or something, he was disqualified.
And finally, in a heartwarming moment in the presence of his proud son, Charlie, dear, dear Gertie, our talismanic Goose was presented to Fantastic Mr Fitz, thanks to his titanic tally of 18 whole points!
For the full album of Prestatyn photos, including Robbie Hendo's prediction of how many rounds Tyson Fury would last against him...plus Jeff's new Grindr profile photo click here
Pre-Season Warm-up, Oswestry GC, 23rd March 2025
And so, under gloomy skies, 21 Golfing Munchkins made the 50 mile trek along the Yellow Brick Road to Oz, well, it was the B483 Wrexham Road actually, to enjoy the Pre-Season Warm-up Event.
It's a lovely course, albeit a bit damp underfoot following recent rain, but a great choice to kick off 2025. Anyhow, there was the usual stream of excuses from all directions about ..."not having played since..." etc, but everyone was hitting decent drives off the nervous first tee all the same, and it was enjoyed by one and all.
The winning score and title of the Wizard of Oz went to our reigning champ, Mr John Chappo, with a very decent 36 points, just pipping our Vice Skipper, Mr. John Roche.
NTPs were won by Robbie Henderson, Peter Batey and his Chu-Chi Legs, Guest, Liam Girwan, and the eternally 80 years young, and returning Mr Roberto Sneddon, whilst the Captain's Draw Prize for the highest Random 6 holes score went to JR (albeit after a Card draw off against John Chappo, who had the same score)
Gertie Goose was not up for grabs just yet, as she's still enjoying her Winter roost at Casa Dennis, but she is looking forward to re-acquainting herself with everyone at Prestatyn...
For the full album of Oswestry photos click here
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